Monday, March 31, 2008
Surprise! There's peanut butter inside those cookies! I fooled you in a most delicious way!
Let me tell you what these cookies are:
Okay, think of something awesome. Now realize that these cookies are better than that. These cookies are nearly too delicious. They are like those kids you went to school with that were really awesome. But they were so awesome that they kind of bugged the shit out of you. Not so much that you didn't want to be friends with them but enough that you were always like, "Fuck! Why are they so awesome? God damn. I am annoyed in an angsty teenage way!" Right?
Approximately 0 people are totally like, "Yeah! I know exactly what you mean!" and everyone else is like "Shut the fuck up, Laura!"