Showing posts with label photographs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label photographs. Show all posts

Thursday, October 30, 2008

I'm back and not necessarily better than ever but certainly not worse.

YO!!! I finally uploaded the several bajillion photos sitting patiently in my camera waiting for the arrival of my new macbook. So, here goes:














Something exciting: Tomorrow is Halloweeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!!!!!!!
This weekend I will post photos of Melanie & Cherish's pumpkins as well as mine if I get around to carving it. I'm going to be a bloody mess of a zombie tomorrow and I'm baking cookies. I will post photos of both my undead self and my undead baking as well.
DRESS UP tomorrow! It's super fun and you totally want to even if you won't admit it.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I'm Back! (And Better Than EVER)

What you see here are words that have been typed on my brand spanking new macbook. I am pretty sure the words are shinier, right?

Anways, after being the lamest blogger in history for the last several months I will now be turning it all around! So, be prepared for really, really, ridiculously fucking huge and massive awesomeness to come, okay?

Here is a taste:
(Taken with photo booth, a brand new to me feature!)

The cover of my graphic novel:



The best part is that I am totally looking at the title. It's not really there, because this graphic novel doesn't exist, but if it did? Oh man. Totally the cover.

And what every other person ever who has photo booth probably did immediately:



I know, I know, I'm sorry but how could I not?!


Anyways, these are boring because they are just me in front of an institutional wall. There will be way more exciting photos to come as soon as I upload the bajillion photos I have on my camera right now. That will be better.

Peace out dudes!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Broke Down Computer.

My laptop has cracked up. So, for the time being, I am using Melanie's and/or library computers at school. What this means is that I won't be uploading pictures for the time being making it much harder to be a wicked awesome blogger.


Dark days are ahead.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Living in a collage.

My first order of business is a matter of clarification: Cookie Tuesday is dead and buried but this blog is not! I like to listen to myself talk (read myself write?) way too much to let that happen. My ego needs the sweet caress a blog brings.

My second order of business is a matter of excitement!: I finally started hanging things up in my room and it is awesome! I feel like I live inside of my collage. I also have cleared out nearly all of the bins and boxes taking up 1/3 of my bedroom space. This too is exciting but not nearly as exciting as finally having my little Clint Eastwood photo that I rescued from Goodwill for 99 cents up on the wall along with my Night of the Living Dead poster and the old records my brother and I painted. Now prepare yourself for way too many pictures of my room:

Ugh. These photos are fucking grainy. It was at night, right around 9:15 according to the eight million clocks featured in a number of these photos, and my overhead light is obviously sub-par. My camera really isn't this shitty, honest! But my walls really are green, honest!

It should be known that I like clocks far too much. A result of that love is the accumulation of at least 8 clocks. It's not so bad spread out in this new place but in my last little studio? My apartment ticked. Oh! This is also the only photo I have of my new curtains, and it is only sort of a photo of my curtains. But they are awesome. My moms sewed them for me. The top of this one looks weird because I have it folded up above my AC unit, normally it looks even more awesome than this. And, obviously, my room would include a little Johnny Cash. OBVIOUSLY.

Did I mention that I have slopey walls on two sides of my room? This proved to be a bit of a decorating challenge but I feel like I triumphed. On this side at least. The other side is above my bed so my plan is to hang up a nice fabric panel. (P.S. Check the X Files poster! I am proud of that cheap ebay find for sure.)

This is one of my favorite clocks! Oh, I do love clocks. Also, my first license plate. That fish hanging on the hook will probably not stay there, that would be too ridiculous, but for now he has a home there.

A little dresser view. Another one of my favorite clocks, a mini tray from a certain Cape Cod road trip and in the cubby below the mirror you can see my most ridiculous necklace featuring a cow behind a half-door. This half-door actually flips open to reveal a farmer milking said cow. It was my grandpa's.A small sub-section of my hat collection, these are some of the more practical hats. Also some of Melanie's artwork!!!! (Upper right).


My third order of business is a matter of excitement as well, although a little bit lamer than the last: I got a job!!! This is indeed a good thing. I was nearly to the point of putting on that red light. It's 3 blocks away which is also a good thing. And I will have a source of income which is sincerely a GOOD THING. I have very few skills so I lucked out pretty seriously.

My fourth order of business is, naturally, a matter of excitement!: I am making a few cookies today for some very special people at my former place of employment. Prepare accordingly.

My fifth and final order of business is simply this:

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Peace out mofos!

I'm moving on up. Or out. I'm not sure I'd say unemployed student is up from steadily employed pseudo-adult. But I finally got a piece of the pie!


I started school on Monday. These are my classes:

Exploring Biology: Insanely frantic liberal professor. I enjoy him because he is funny and we have very similar views. I imagine this class might be uncomfortable for any serious republicans or religious folks, though. He yells about a lot things.

Drawing: We had to do two drawings of some sunflowers my teacher brought in on Tuesday, one on black paper and one on white. My white drawing ended up looking fairly boss but I totally fucked up my black drawing. When I was about halfway into totally fucking it up my teacher came over and told me these things: stop second guessing myself, stop worrying so much, stop drinking so much coffee. It was pretty constructive advice except for the last bit.

History of Rock & Roll: Nerdiest teacher ever!!! We had to go around the whole class and say our name and desert island album but he set it up in the most ridiculous way possible: Imagine you're on a plane! In order to get to your destination you must fly over some tropical island region! While flying over said region the plane starts to crash! As the plane is ripping to shreds you manage to grab your iPod but your clumsy fingers delete all but one album! Because your fingers are clumsy but also intelligent the one album they didn't delete is this...! Also, tell everyone your name.
When I was telling this to Melanie she said it sounded like something I would say. Which is probably true.

French: Bonjour! I learned some Frenchy things.

Blah blah blah.


Anyways!!!


RIP Cookie Tuesday. These Shasmabons were my swan song:


Oh, how delicious you are Shasmabons. Oh, how you make me feel crazy when people ask about you name and I explain that it's a unicorn name.

I went to an X Files party a few weeks ago. It was awesome. I made Black Oil Worm Cupcakes:


And Alien Macaroons:


Nothing else is baking related.



It kind of feels like summer is dead now. Maybe that storm last night killed it? Either way I'm okay with it. Autumn means my birfday!!! Hi ho Silver awaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!